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tickle-me-misha:

westarcrossedlovers:

#This is a photoset of God hitting Sam with a plunger

 #is it just me or does that just about sum up sam’s life really

  #supernatural  

tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

  #video  
wicked-beautiful:

lastchanceavalanche:

Starting to learn this

I need to remember this. I always forget it.

wicked-beautiful:

lastchanceavalanche:

Starting to learn this

I need to remember this. I always forget it.

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mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

  #audio  

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

  #same  

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

image

raconteur-nm:

THERE IS A SITC ANNUAL AND THESE TWO MORONS WROTE THEIR ENTRIES FOR EACH OTHER

raconteur-nm:

THERE IS A SITC ANNUAL AND THESE TWO MORONS WROTE THEIR ENTRIES FOR EACH OTHER

  #dan and phil    #i'm cryign  

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

  #fav  

dontmesswithpluto:

If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting

  #same    #tbqfh  
viseriontargaryen:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor 
*snap snap snap*

viseriontargaryen:

dollare:

me during sports class

 

*snap snap snap*

  #same  
andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

  #texting